So I got spanked really hard with a giant, hard plastic spoon called “The Killamajig,”plus this thing
and our acrylic cane from caneiac
, which is in close competition with my nylon cane for “cane that hurts the most ever invented.” Despite wearing all these clothes, I was still crying hard and rolling around on the bed. Then he told me to bare my bottom for the last few, which had a pretty powerful psychological effect on me (if it hurts this much with all this protection
and took me a second to do. Those last few were certainly memorable. When it was finished, I spent a while crying and wiping my face off while he spent a while being very pleased with himself indeed. I adore that: there’s really nothing better than a sadist who is pleased with his work.
(NOTE: THIS IS NOT THE FUNNY PART. That was background.)
I was proud of my marks, so I took a few photos. They were missing a little “pizzaz” or something, though: the lighting in our apartment isn’t ideal for photo taking, and it’s much harder without my giant mirror that used to serve my butt photography purposes so well. I didn’t upload any of them.
Then it hit me: I knew what I needed to do:
Mission accomplished. I’m way, way, WAY too amused by this. Every time I look at it, I literally lol.
Additionally, tonight, one of my friends and I went to the grocery store to pick up some snacks and we stumbled upon this:
It’s a plastic spoon with a scared face! It makes me so, so, so happy! Even though I had sworn off purchasing implements, I HAD to buy it. The thing is solid, too, and different than any plastic spoon I’ve ever felt in composition. When the cashier picked it up to scan she said “Woah, that’s heavier than I expected it to be!” My friend, who is also a kinkster and knew exactly what the spoon was for, and I said “YEP!” in unison. I hardly made it through the rest of the transaction without bursting into laughter.
LOOK AT THE FACE! It’s so perfect.
I need sleep. -_-
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